Never argue with a woman

One morning the husband returns after several haours of fishing and decides to take a nap.Although not familiar with the lake,the wife decides to take the boat out.She motors out a short distance,anchors,and reads her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat.He pulls up alongside the woman and says -Goog morning Ma´am.What are you doing?
-Reading a book,she replies(thinking,isn´t that obvious?)
-You´re in a Restricted Fishing Area,he informs her.
-I´m sorry,officer,but I´m not fishing.I´m reading.
-Yes,but you have all the equipment.For all I know you could start at any moment.I´ll have to take you in and write you up.

-If you do that,I´ll haveto charge you with sexual assault,says the woman.
-But I haven´t even touch you,says the game warden.
-That´s true,but you have all the equipment.For all I know you could start at any moment.
-Have a nice day,Ma´am.
And he left.
MORAL:NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS.IT´S LIKELY SHE CAN ALSO THINK

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