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How to become a grunger

1. Dont wash for days, or simply dont wash your hair.
2. Slash your trousers with either a razor or scissors.
3. Wear your grandmother's old jumpers.
4. Wear t-shirts that have a logo with no meaning.
5. Never wear tye die t-shirts.
6. Wear a pair of old convers, or dr.martin shoes.
7. Listen to grunge music non-stop.
8. Hate Chavs (you don't have to be a grunger to do this it's a requirment of life everyone hates chavs)
9. Buy a guitar, song book and a poster of Kurt Cobain.
10. Look stoned and drugged up 24/7
11.Buy a pig and name it GRUNGE .
11.Put on a different voice so you sound a bit like Kurt Cobain



How to become a punkrocker

Buy your clothes at hot topic.
Get a skateboard
Join a punk band
Don't vote for or even watch anything that has to do with MTV fuse or anything else on tv
See concerts by other local punk bands and support the scene
Complain about the politics you know nothing about
Constantly tell people to fuck off
Dye your hair a colour that will make your mom mad
Don't Sell-Out,what's selling out you say?,it's when you give up your self-respect,kinda late for you huh?

Okay, cool. Now you're a punk. Congratulations on rising above all that fucking bullshit that America is trying to sell us on.

But, seriously, don't go all Nazi punk. That's NOT cool...





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