“Mr. Schrank, the project will start soon.” odvetil som mu to, čo mu hovorím už takmer štyri mesiace.
Günter Schrank: “Soon. What is the SOON?!” spýtal sa nepríjemne.
Ja: “Some stuff has to be done... ehmm soon.” odpovedám roztržito
Günter: „You are feeding me with this bullsiht for five months!“ odpovedal nahnevaný Schrank. Začínam mať pocit, že z toho bude asi riadna búrka.
Ja: “Four.”
Günter: “What four?!”
Ja: “Four months.”
Günter: “I warn you, don´t play with me!”
Ja: “Mr. Schrank, you are looking nervously.”
Günter: “I am not nervous! I am perfectly calm! ...can you imagine how you are wasting money because of your incompetence?! Can you imagine how much money you have squandered particularly with this project pissing time away?! By absolute ignoring timeschedules?!”
Ja: “Mr. Schrank, why we are always talking about work, competences, accountabilities, responsibilities, timeschedules? Why don´t we talk about something more pleasant?”
Günter: “About what?! About late arrivals to the work? About being drunk at a work?! About fucking your assistants?!”
Ja: “I must admit, that things you´ve just mentioned are often very pleasant, particularly the last one, Mr. Schrank...”
Günter: “I warn you! Don´t fuck my mind!” skočil mi do reči Gunter.
Ja: “You are really looking nervous. I am still saying that. You should calm down, Mr. Schrank. It is not quite healthy and clever to be in so huge tension.”
Günter: “Warum zum Teufel!! Ich schwöre, ich werde dich töten!!” ziapal Gunter nepríčetne.
hm... počuť nemca pičovať v materinskom jazyku neveští asi nič dobré, pomyslel som si
Ja: “I really can´t understand what are you trying to tell me, Mr. Schrank. But I think you are pretty upset... I would appreciate if we switched to english. If you don't mind, off course.”
Günter: “Get to fuck out! Get to fuck out of my office you motherfucker!!! Boozer! Drunk Motherfucker!!!” škriekal Schrank, až mu preskakoval hlas.
Radšej som sa naozaj pobral. Mal som pocit, že keby ho provokujem ešte minútu, tak skočí po mne ponad svoj masívny kancelársky stôl.
Sadol som si do svojej kancelárie hlboko sa nadýchol a znova vydýchol.
“Hm, asi by som sa mal pripraviť na najhoršie” pomyslel som si a začal preklikávať, lepšie povedané brodiť sa hromadou neprečítaných mailov.
Asi o hodinu prišiel za mnou Schrank:
“Take a vacation. One week. Think about yourself and bounce yourself back from the bottom.”
“Great success! Môžem chlastať týždeň vkuse” pomyslel som si.
Ja: “Thank you Mr. Schrank. I will do my best.”
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